Apostrophe Jones

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Whatever Became Of …?

 March, 2013.

 Whatever became of the night time cast of MSNBC?

Al Sharpton and Ed Schultz

When NBC decided to shut it down, for obvious reasons, Al Sharpton bought it for a dollar and his promise to never mention that he was ever employed by NBC.The MSNBC building was converted into “Al and Ed’s Fashion Mart”, ( For the coolest threads, head to Al and Ed’s) where the latest in XXL pinstriped suits are featured and yes, there’s a track suit section in the corner.

Chris Matthews and Lawrence O’Donnell

Chris disappeared  November 7th, 2012 and was only spotted recently in Philadelphia. A scraggly bearded, long-haired Matthews was found hanging around Geno’s Steaks on 9th St., waving his arms and ranting about ” racists! “. Rumor is he is being paid by Pat’s down the street to scare away the customers. Crazy Larry is Chris’ assistant, keeping his flask full.

Rachel Maddow

This little lady decided to pursue her lifelong dream and is now one of the models on the new “Price is Right” game show, hosted by the former VP, now calling himself ” Joe Bidenopoulous”. After three weeks of hosting, Joe is still not sure of the format, beginning every sentence with,” Our survey says …”. Often Joe will ring in with answers himself, always in the form of a question.©



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