Apostrophe Jones

I am a lineman for the county , and I drive the main road .

A.J. Security

Security Chief

On occasion , using AJ may result in your computer being invaded by strange cookies , brownies or cupcakes . This may result in your computer being infected with worms ,  viruses , or raging epidemics . If so , contact AJ Security at www.helpmeapostrophe.com ,or tweet us at www.OHMYGOD  or call us at 1-800-GoodGrief or mail us at #4079214 , General Delivery , San Quentin ,Ca .60609 . We will send our team of Security Experts ( some may be mercenaries or “street thugs ” ) to confiscate your computer , mouse , and whatever catches their fancy . We will examine these items in our lab . We will set www.apostrophejones as your irremovable home page . Your computer may be returned to you within 18 months or so .You may want to report that you were burglarized . It is your call . Be well and beware.© 

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