Apostrophe Jones

I am a lineman for the county , and I drive the main road .

Liberal Intellectuals Comment on Media Websites

Lib # 1   FOX sucks!
 Lib # 2  Yaeh!
 Lib # 3 That’s FAUX and they suck!
Lib # 1 Good one!!!./
 Lib # 2 There stuppid !!@
 Lib # 1 Yeah!!#
Lib # 3 They lye!! \\
 Lib # 2 There LIERS  and STUPPID !!%
 Lib # 1 HAHAHAHAHA !!&
Lib # 2 I hatE thIs carp !!+
 Lib # 1 Good discussion, Time to move on.
Libs discussing Megyn Kelly
  • Lib # 1 FOX sucks!()
    Lib # 2 Yeah, FoKKkKs sukcs! See, I used 3 K’s because they are the Clu Klucks Clan channel!
    Lib # 3 Your funny!::

    Lib # 2 Megin is pretty!
    Lib # 3 What yuo said?
    Lib # 2 She’s meen! Pretty meen!
    Lib # 1 She don’t say ” President of the United States Obama” every time. She’s a racscist !!
    Lib # 3 She don’t wear her Clan hood cause she don’t want hood hair.

    Lib # 1 How come FOX don’t tell everybody to do what Obama says like the other channels?@&
    Lib # 3 Cause they suck??\\
    Lib # 2 Yeah they do !!^

    Lib # 3 Well, I got to go to store. I wanna paint my toenails and I’m out of toenail paint.
    Lib # 1 Wait. Your a girl??
    Lib # 3 No, I’m not

    Libs discussing Rush Limbaugh:

    Lib # 1 Limbaugh sucks!
    Lib # 2 He sukcs! ^%
    Lib # 3 Limbo lyes!#$7
    Lib # 2 He goes to the DR!!$#
    Lib # 3 Ruhs been married 19 times !!

    Lib # 1 So what else is new??
    Lib # 2 I told off a teabarger the ohter day. I said, ” Your a racsist!”
    Lib # 3 What he said?/
    Lib # 2 He couldnt’ say nothin. He was on TV.

    Lib # 1 FOX sucks!
    Lib # 2 FAUX sukcs!%*(
    Lib # 1 FOX sucks and Limbaugh is fat!
    Lib # 3 Gotta go, Cavuto is on.

     

    MSNBC on passing of Margaret Thatcher

    Conference at MSNBC this morning:

  • Head Loon: ” A great leader has passed away. Who can we get to trash her?”

    2nd Loon: “We need someone totally revolting and unhinged.”

    3rd Loon: ” We have a deep bench of repulsiveness. Pick one!”

    Head Loon: “Well, Schultz is passed out on the stairs, O’Donnell is outside chasing squirrels, Matthews is doing his community service … just get Bashir. He’ll smear anybody and he sounds like a limey”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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