Apostrophe Jones

I am a lineman for the county , and I drive the main road .

Three kinds of Libs.


There are three kinds of libs:

1.) Normal people, just misguided. Very rare.

2.) Simple-minded folks who don’t read or pay attention to the real world, more interested in watching The View and Dancing with the Stars.

3.) Ultra nasty lumps who breathe hate and spit venom at anyone who doesn’t agree with their illogical views. Many are found on the Internet spewing the same boring insults day after day. They quickly turn on their own when any of them expresses any rational thought. It’s called CoryBookering. Often found in the audience at dogfights and tractor-pulls. Never look one of these Satanic creatures in the eye, as they will regard that as an attack and you may be bitten or even worse, since they all carry ice-picks.

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